My Sphere

Fierer Lab:
Why are microbes cool?

Brad Udall

“Because they’re like tiny little people!” —Gaddy

“Because they’re everywhere; they’re ancient, and 99 percent of described species are unculturable, which means no feeding, no tanks to clean, and no poop to pick up.” —Garrett

“Microbes make the world go round, some give us the runs while others give us a buzz!” —Bob

“The immense number of microbes, although individually small, affect chemical cycles on a global scale.”
 —Chris G.

“Because there aren’t many things that can produce both cheese and diarrhea.” —Chris L.

“They’ve ruled the world for billions of years, and they’re incredibly diverse, but we’ve only just begun to crack their secrets.” —Kate

1A vacuum pump—it really sucks.

2Protocol posted in mid-air so as to be resistant to note-taking.

3Flammables cabinet—doubles as tiny graduate student office.

4Timer used to see how long it takes for a) experiment step to finish, b) donuts to disappear.

5Polymerase chain reaction (helps look at DNA) cleanup kit with components missing to provide additional fun when working under deadlines.

6The bar—helps make the “cocktail” reagents for samples.

7Multichannel pipette for measuring out samples.

8Tip jar for used micropipette tips—fills up in less than five minutes, sometimes even faster when Donna’s well-caffeinated.

8Assistant Ashley blending in with lab equipment.

8Sample wells—where thousands of little DNA’s live. Equals $5,000 in samples and one Ph.D. disseration (no joke).

8Latex gloves stuffed back in box after failed attempt to “get the prize inside.” Used to prevent contamination.

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